February 1: I renege upon my New Year's resolutions.
March 1: I reconsider the New Year's resolutions.
May 1: I ratchet up my energy to kick some raunchy resolution-ass.
June 1: I ridicule myself for not making steady progress on the resolutions.
August 1: I reject my resolutions.
September 1: I resolve to try again.
November 1: I renew my commitment to my New Year's resolutions.
December 1: I romanticize the efforts I made to accomplish my resolutions.
Wow, YaYa: That's really rucked up!
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Happy New Year Ya Ya
I wake up each morning to watch the sunrise and use the "R" words in less than 30 minutes. Resolve turns into a To Do list which I spend so much time thinking about that, of course, it could never be accomplished in 24 hours, even if I didn't sleep! If a mouse goes down a maze to find the cheese, she keeps finding new pathways to get there. Humans continue down the same path over and over again expecting a different outcome. I think we all ought to get a personal assistant who is a path finder for us. Oh, what the hell, let's get a personal assistant who just does the rucking list :-)
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